TEH BEST!
If you somehow managed to get a job, a credit card (or debit card), an internet connection, and a copy of this game, then you are completely responsibly for the fate that befalls you. Isn't a passing knowledge of how terrible this game a basic part of getting access to classic video game sites? Come now, gentle shopper, do you just buy every game you find? If so, I feel nothing for you. That's not true. Shame. That's what I feel. On the other hand, if you like your irony like you like your PBR (with a neck beard, Weezer glasses, and Sriracha sauce), then by god you LOVE THIS GAME! Superman must rescue Lois Lane by becoming a better game (Pilotwings 64). Other things happen, but this is the closest you will ever come to playing ET for Atari. When I told my best friend I was getting this game, he asked me, "Did someone throw it at you from a moving vehicle?" That, in my own humble opinion, is the perfect summation of this game. Vehicular assault in cartridge form. It is known that there six ultimate horrible experiences that a human can endure. Most of them cost your soul. This one cost several dollars. Take the road less traveled for a change. You won't be happier for it, but at least you know you will HAVE LIVED!
Reviewed by: (Verified Buyer) John Bivens from Grass Valley, CA on 5/10/2014
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